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06-05-2009, 01:08 AM
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: 0 For This Post 0 Total  |  Diddy, We're Battling FUUUUUCK it's Diddy He's back like season 28 of Jerry Springer If he aint the real Diddy then he's a stone cold ringer IF you have one hand on your penis put your other hand up Then won't the real bitch Diddy please stand up He's back and yes he's ready to masturbate Watching Nick Jr. for a potential date It's true, Jeff Hause is older like paleolithic dirt But you watching 'Dora the Explorer' hoping for an UPSKIRT One hand on your keys, one in your happy place Trying to hit up Hannah Montana on her official Myspace Losing every battle like Ice Cube beat Tiny Lister You gotta pay child support to BRITNEY SPEARS' LITTLE SISTER |
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06-05-2009, 09:48 AM
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| Bench Player Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Westland in da house!
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06-05-2009, 10:15 AM
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06-05-2009, 10:51 AM
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| Sixth Man  Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Atlanta, GA
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06-05-2009, 10:55 AM
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06-05-2009, 02:35 PM
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06-05-2009, 03:28 PM
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| Sixth Man Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Los Angeles, CA
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06-05-2009, 03:39 PM
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06-05-2009, 06:29 PM
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06-05-2009, 07:39 PM
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| Sixth Man Join Date: Jun 2008
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06-05-2009, 09:32 PM
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06-05-2009, 09:37 PM
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06-05-2009, 11:13 PM
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06-05-2009, 11:14 PM
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06-05-2009, 11:15 PM
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06-05-2009, 11:41 PM
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06-06-2009, 02:22 AM
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| Sixth Man  Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: F-f-f-f-Flintown
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Maybe we can just re-direct all that stuff to this thread. BTW Guy, I don't know why you battled him in all Michael Bay movie references, but you did a nice job of tying the theme in together with it. Now battle me, Beatrice. | |
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06-06-2009, 02:26 AM
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06-06-2009, 02:28 AM
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06-06-2009, 02:30 AM
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| Sixth Man Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: F-f-f-f-Flintown
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06-06-2009, 02:47 AM
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06-06-2009, 02:54 AM
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06-06-2009, 09:27 AM
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06-06-2009, 03:33 PM
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06-06-2009, 03:36 PM
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06-06-2009, 04:12 PM
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06-06-2009, 07:20 PM
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| Sixth Man Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: F-f-f-f-Flintown
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06-07-2009, 06:31 AM
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06-07-2009, 08:20 AM
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06-07-2009, 05:07 PM
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I hope that was intended to be a joke.
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06-07-2009, 08:57 PM
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Hey, shouldn't you be watching the X-Files in your mothers basement somewhere? | |
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06-07-2009, 08:59 PM
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06-08-2009, 12:58 AM
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06-08-2009, 01:46 AM
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06-08-2009, 01:50 AM
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06-08-2009, 01:51 AM
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06-08-2009, 01:59 AM
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06-08-2009, 02:02 AM
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06-08-2009, 02:10 AM
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06-08-2009, 04:25 AM
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06-08-2009, 04:28 AM
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06-08-2009, 07:51 AM
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06-08-2009, 09:48 AM
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06-08-2009, 10:13 AM
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06-08-2009, 10:40 AM
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06-08-2009, 10:56 AM
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06-08-2009, 11:12 AM
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06-08-2009, 01:06 PM
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06-08-2009, 01:22 PM
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