Love On The Rocks- L'Amour, Heartbreak, Eiffel Towers and Spit. - Page 4

tin mad dog · 02-07-2010, 04:48 PM

I'm a little confused from your story. How did you find her boyfriend's driveway? Were you tailing her?

DYNOMITE · 02-07-2010, 04:51 PM

It took him 7 years to find that driveway. 7 long years.

Dave Bing · 02-07-2010, 05:48 PM

I'm picturing Dwight driving all around town looking for his girl's car. I hope that it was a small town.

Lou Stefanic · 02-07-2010, 06:58 PM

Better to drive around all night looking for a car than to spend another 8 years with that one.

Dave Bing · 02-07-2010, 07:24 PM

Truer words have not been spoken.

Dwight Schrute · 02-08-2010, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tin mad dog

I'm a little confused from your story. How did you find her boyfriend's driveway? Were you tailing her?

I should have clarified that. I'd suspected she'd been cheating on me with a certain buddy of mine. I remember reading some text message she sent him; it was something like "good morning sunshine"...

I asked her about it and she said that she meant "sunshine" as in he's just gay and she called him sunshine to make fun of him.

Money23 · 02-08-2010, 02:26 AM

That Michael Scott. So playful.

esther kim · 02-24-2010, 03:02 PM

Waaaauw!

Charlie, I can't believe the surprising outcome after all those years of you standing by Iza! Damn.

And double damn to Dwight. That is a tragic way to find out. Sorry about that. Did you propose to her or were going to plan on getting married? Cuz if there is no ring...you know...

Fool · 02-24-2010, 04:10 PM

If there's no ring ... assume your girlfriend is a slut and a liar?

hack · 02-24-2010, 04:15 PM

Whoa-oh-oh. Oh-oh-oh-oh.

esther kim · 03-03-2010, 02:15 PM

Heh. :))

esther kim · 03-03-2010, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fool

If there's no ring ... assume your girlfriend is a slut and a liar?

or just be thankful that he didn't further waste each others' lives with a binding agreement. ;)

hack · 03-04-2010, 09:33 AM

I don't understand the binding thing given that handcuffs are easier and faster.

Money23 · 03-08-2010, 04:06 PM

And harder to get out of.

Charlie · 05-11-2010, 03:45 AM

I have decided that my life goal is to have sexual relations with this chick and burry my head in between her itty bitties..

Charlie · 05-11-2010, 03:46 AM

And I'll admit I kinda really think this girl is hot..

YouTube - Ke$ha - TiK ToK

Charlie · 05-11-2010, 03:54 AM

Oh and these twin canadian lezbos are pretty hot.. So I'd like to do a 5 some with all of these girls..

excuse the song.. It's pretty bad i know..
YouTube - Tegan And Sara - Call It Off (Video)

Charlie · 05-11-2010, 04:02 AM

Oh.. and lastly I want to do the dark haired girl in this video..

YouTube - Alice In Chains - Your Decision

Fool · 05-11-2010, 01:49 PM

I've found that I can usually dismiss girls I might be interested in if I find out they like Tegan and Sara

ThaMaestro · 05-11-2010, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlie

And I'll admit I kinda really think this girl is hot..

YouTube - Ke$ha - TiK ToK

Wow, that song sucks so much ass! Any attractive quality she may have was ruined when she started singing.

That first girl looks date-able, even before I scrolled down and notice her revealing neckline.

ThaMaestro · 05-11-2010, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Fool

I've found that I can usually dismiss girls I might be interested if I find out they like Tegan and Sara

That song was infinitely better than the other one. Which isn't saying much. They are not ugly, but wouldn't call them attractive either. The AIC girl is nice.

tin mad dog · 05-13-2010, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaMaestro

Wow, that song sucks so much ass! Any attractive quality she may have was ruined when she started singing.

That first girl looks date-able, even before I scrolled down and notice her revealing neckline.

She also looks about 15.

esther kim · 05-19-2010, 02:34 PM

I don't know who any of the above girls are but...I can see Charlie actually dating a girl like girl #1. She's cute. She doesn't look 15...maybe 18. But make sure you check...did you hear about Lawrence Taylor? OMG! TMZ is such a bad thing to watch...I've turned into a gossip girl. ;))

ThaMaestro · 05-19-2010, 04:01 PM

TMZ is the downfall of our society. ESPN is becoming TMZ lite with a few sports highlights mixed in.

tin mad dog · 05-19-2010, 05:39 PM

I won't watch TMZ. I have seen enough to know I'd be happy (on a certain level) if everyone in that "news" room had their tongues fall out.

esther kim · 05-25-2010, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaMaestro

TMZ is the downfall of our society. ESPN is becoming TMZ lite with a few sports highlights mixed in.

I know!! TMZ + ESPN is pretty unwatchable these days...I really don't want to hear another cheating athlete, star or politician story. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. ...;))

esther kim · 05-25-2010, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tin mad dog

I won't watch TMZ. I have seen enough to know I'd be happy (on a certain level) if everyone in that "news" room had their tongues fall out.

Actually, there was a time when it was shameful to be the other woman ...now they are such a proud bunch doing photo spreads in Vanity Fair...and who the fuck saves their text messages?! I don't know why women would subject themselves to this...if a guy creeps they will do it again!

JMab · 05-26-2010, 09:20 AM

My iPhone has kept every text I've ever sent - not that I send that many, but even an 8Gb phone is enough to store every text you'd ever send in your life. It caught me out too, when I realised I hadn't deleted my Tiger texts.

Dave Bing · 05-26-2010, 11:15 AM

It is dangerous business. My wife found all the texts that I sent Jack Nicklaus over the years.

esther kim · 05-26-2010, 12:41 PM

Show us your texts!! ;)))

hack · 05-26-2010, 04:41 PM

There should be an app for throwing beads at Rachel Uchitel. Double points if you hit nipple and triple for the silicon sack, with a nice thudding sound to mark the occasion.

JMab · 05-27-2010, 12:21 AM

This reminds me of the occasion when Mrs Stefanic found the stack of telegrams from Arnold Palmer, in the bottom of Lou's (self-made) 19th century armoire.

Charlie · 12-04-2011, 01:54 AM

Shit, havent posted in here in ages. Ah, lets see. Iza and I are still friends but I think I may send her a text or two everyother month. She's doing well I guess.. single mom trying to make it on her own. I'm glad things never worked out for us.. not because she has a kid but because I would of been miserable. Looking back I realize I was in love with the idea of being in love with her.. not actually in love with her.

Other than that I have been talking to hairdresser named Ashley for about a year. Met her new years night last year. Everything is clicking pretty damn well. Thought it would be an issue that she is 10 years younger than I (21) but it hasn't been. Only thing that sucks is I'm starting to like the girl very much and I had plans to quit my job in May and take a job in Huntsville, Alabama, for HR. Now I don't know what to do.

tin mad dog · 12-04-2011, 09:31 AM

Well, if you guys have something serious going on, it's not like she can't move to Alabama with you and do the same thing she's doing now.

The King · 12-04-2011, 10:46 AM

Easier said than done.

whoDean · 12-04-2011, 11:31 AM

Good luck with your decision Chuck, Huntsville is actually a pretty nice town.

Charlie · 12-11-2011, 01:31 AM

Really? You've been there? How is the weather? I'm looking forward to ditching the winters but not really looking forward to exhausting heat.

tin mad dog · 12-11-2011, 09:06 AM

Big pro wrestling town, I think.

whoDean · 12-12-2011, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlie

Really? You've been there? How is the weather? I'm looking forward to ditching the winters but not really looking forward to exhausting heat.

Its home to a NASA base and is one of the nicer cities in Alabama, it will be much warmer in the winter but yeah, be prepared for 90degrees daily in the summer time.

02-07-2010, 04:48 PM	#151
tin mad dog Starter Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Long Island City, NY Posts: 9,844 : 0 For This Post 1 Total	I'm a little confused from your story. How did you find her boyfriend's driveway? Were you tailing her? __________________ 2011- Oh Bismack, where art thou?

05-11-2010, 01:49 PM	#169
Fool Water Boy Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 850 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	I've found that I can usually dismiss girls I might be interested in if I find out they like Tegan and Sara Last edited by Fool; 05-11-2010 at 03:33 PM.

05-19-2010, 05:39 PM	#175
tin mad dog Starter Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Long Island City, NY Posts: 9,844 : 0 For This Post 1 Total	I won't watch TMZ. I have seen enough to know I'd be happy (on a certain level) if everyone in that "news" room had their tongues fall out. __________________ 2011- Oh Bismack, where art thou? Last edited by tin mad dog; 05-19-2010 at 05:42 PM.

12-04-2011, 09:31 AM	#184
tin mad dog Starter Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Long Island City, NY Posts: 9,844 : 0 For This Post 1 Total	Well, if you guys have something serious going on, it's not like she can't move to Alabama with you and do the same thing she's doing now. __________________ 2011- Oh Bismack, where art thou?

12-11-2011, 09:06 AM	#188
tin mad dog Starter Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Long Island City, NY Posts: 9,844 : 0 For This Post 1 Total	Big pro wrestling town, I think. __________________ 2011- Oh Bismack, where art thou?

02-07-2010, 04:51 PM	#152
DYNOMITE Sixth Man Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,806 : 0 For This Post 1 Total	It took him 7 years to find that driveway. 7 long years.

02-07-2010, 05:48 PM	#153
Dave Bing Sixth Man Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 4,790 : 0 For This Post 1 Total	I'm picturing Dwight driving all around town looking for his girl's car. I hope that it was a small town.

02-07-2010, 06:58 PM	#154
Lou Stefanic Sixth Man Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,578 : 0 For This Post 1 Total	Better to drive around all night looking for a car than to spend another 8 years with that one.

02-07-2010, 07:24 PM	#155
Dave Bing Sixth Man Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 4,790 : 0 For This Post 1 Total	Truer words have not been spoken.

02-08-2010, 02:26 AM	#157
Money23 Sixth Man Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: F-f-f-f-Flintown Posts: 3,941 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	That Michael Scott. So playful.

02-24-2010, 03:02 PM	#158
esther kim Water Boy Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 435 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Waaaauw! Charlie, I can't believe the surprising outcome after all those years of you standing by Iza! Damn. And double damn to Dwight. That is a tragic way to find out. Sorry about that. Did you propose to her or were going to plan on getting married? Cuz if there is no ring...you know...

02-24-2010, 04:10 PM	#159
Fool Water Boy Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 850 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	If there's no ring ... assume your girlfriend is a slut and a liar?

02-24-2010, 04:15 PM	#160
hack Starter Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 11,082 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Whoa-oh-oh. Oh-oh-oh-oh.

03-03-2010, 02:15 PM	#161
esther kim Water Boy Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 435 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Heh. :))

03-04-2010, 09:33 AM	#163
hack Starter Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 11,082 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	I don't understand the binding thing given that handcuffs are easier and faster.

03-08-2010, 04:06 PM	#164
Money23 Sixth Man Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: F-f-f-f-Flintown Posts: 3,941 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	And harder to get out of.

05-11-2010, 03:45 AM	#165
Charlie Water Boy Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: YNH Posts: 714 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	I have decided that my life goal is to have sexual relations with this chick and burry my head in between her itty bitties..

05-11-2010, 03:46 AM	#166
Charlie Water Boy Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: YNH Posts: 714 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	And I'll admit I kinda really think this girl is hot.. YouTube - Ke$ha - TiK ToK

05-11-2010, 03:54 AM	#167
Charlie Water Boy Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: YNH Posts: 714 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Oh and these twin canadian lezbos are pretty hot.. So I'd like to do a 5 some with all of these girls.. excuse the song.. It's pretty bad i know.. YouTube - Tegan And Sara - Call It Off (Video)

05-11-2010, 04:02 AM	#168
Charlie Water Boy Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: YNH Posts: 714 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Oh.. and lastly I want to do the dark haired girl in this video.. YouTube - Alice In Chains - Your Decision

05-19-2010, 02:34 PM	#173
esther kim Water Boy Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 435 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	I don't know who any of the above girls are but...I can see Charlie actually dating a girl like girl #1. She's cute. She doesn't look 15...maybe 18. But make sure you check...did you hear about Lawrence Taylor? OMG! TMZ is such a bad thing to watch...I've turned into a gossip girl. ;))

05-19-2010, 04:01 PM	#174
ThaMaestro Bench Player Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Flinttown Representin' Posts: 1,394 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	TMZ is the downfall of our society. ESPN is becoming TMZ lite with a few sports highlights mixed in.

05-26-2010, 09:20 AM	#178
JMab Water Boy Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 776 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	My iPhone has kept every text I've ever sent - not that I send that many, but even an 8Gb phone is enough to store every text you'd ever send in your life. It caught me out too, when I realised I hadn't deleted my Tiger texts.

05-26-2010, 11:15 AM	#179
Dave Bing Sixth Man Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 4,790 : 0 For This Post 1 Total	It is dangerous business. My wife found all the texts that I sent Jack Nicklaus over the years.

05-26-2010, 12:41 PM	#180
esther kim Water Boy Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 435 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Show us your texts!! ;)))

05-26-2010, 04:41 PM	#181
hack Starter Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 11,082 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	There should be an app for throwing beads at Rachel Uchitel. Double points if you hit nipple and triple for the silicon sack, with a nice thudding sound to mark the occasion.

05-27-2010, 12:21 AM	#182
JMab Water Boy Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 776 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	This reminds me of the occasion when Mrs Stefanic found the stack of telegrams from Arnold Palmer, in the bottom of Lou's (self-made) 19th century armoire.

12-04-2011, 01:54 AM	#183
Charlie Water Boy Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: YNH Posts: 714 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Shit, havent posted in here in ages. Ah, lets see. Iza and I are still friends but I think I may send her a text or two everyother month. She's doing well I guess.. single mom trying to make it on her own. I'm glad things never worked out for us.. not because she has a kid but because I would of been miserable. Looking back I realize I was in love with the idea of being in love with her.. not actually in love with her. Other than that I have been talking to hairdresser named Ashley for about a year. Met her new years night last year. Everything is clicking pretty damn well. Thought it would be an issue that she is 10 years younger than I (21) but it hasn't been. Only thing that sucks is I'm starting to like the girl very much and I had plans to quit my job in May and take a job in Huntsville, Alabama, for HR. Now I don't know what to do.

12-04-2011, 10:46 AM	#185
The King Sixth Man Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,900 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Easier said than done.

12-04-2011, 11:31 AM	#186
whoDean Sixth Man Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 4,955 : 0 For This Post 1 Total	Good luck with your decision Chuck, Huntsville is actually a pretty nice town.

12-11-2011, 01:31 AM	#187
Charlie Water Boy Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: YNH Posts: 714 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Really? You've been there? How is the weather? I'm looking forward to ditching the winters but not really looking forward to exhausting heat.

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