Love On The Rocks- L'Amour, Heartbreak, Eiffel Towers and Spit.

tin mad dog · 04-29-2009, 02:48 PM

Pull up a chair and tell us your troubles.

JMab · 05-03-2009, 08:22 PM

So, the last post in the old forum was YNH talking about his 0-2 performance with Jordan due to lack of wood. Can we get an update please?

ThaMaestro · 05-04-2009, 12:13 PM

Just when I got that out of my head... Thanks Mab!

The King · 05-04-2009, 03:38 PM

What? I missed that post? 0-2 because lack of wood? That sucks, dude. Maybe you need to try a sacrifice bunt.

Dave Bing · 05-04-2009, 04:11 PM

Yeah, you can't keep stranding men on third. Fly ball to the outfield, grounder to the right side, something!

Lou Stefanic · 05-04-2009, 05:12 PM

Perhaps the problem is that she has too few tatoos and piercings?

your name here · 05-06-2009, 03:46 AM

Na I think the problem is I just can't get into it.. sex is boring.. honestly I'll get 30 seconds into it and start thinking about the fact I have to do laundry tomorrow. Is just boring it's in out in out change spots.. in out in out... And if they ramble off stupid shit.. man that kills it... Jordan will be like "You like it" "Does it feel good" I'll be like... Ah yea I like it... Yea ohhh this feels good.. It's just a boring mundane activity... it's 30 mins of boredom trying to get 10 seconds of pleasure.

your name here · 05-06-2009, 03:48 AM

It's a lot quicker and enjoyable to go in the bathroom with a mag and hand lotion.

JMab · 05-06-2009, 07:11 AM

You old romantic

hack · 05-06-2009, 07:32 AM

She's boring or they all are?

Medz · 05-06-2009, 08:07 AM

Maybe a career in NBA officiating is what you're looking for.

DYNOMITE · 05-06-2009, 01:52 PM

If you don't want sex you might as well just get married.

The King · 05-06-2009, 04:37 PM

Just be careful of the self tan lotion...

your name here · 05-06-2009, 06:17 PM

lol No I'm not reffing material... Honestly I just don't have a libido... I'd rather play call of duty.

She is boring though... she won't use her mouth and no foreplay.... It's like she thinks guys just walk around with boners... you got to work the shit... even that is boring though so... IDK.. I'm more like Marv Albert though... if someone could let me go Marv Albert on them and bite the shit out of them.. then I'd have fun.

The King · 05-06-2009, 06:26 PM

I'm amazed at the amount of girls who won't give a BJ. Major, major turnoff. It's a lot more common than you think.

your name here · 05-06-2009, 06:36 PM

I'm starting to see that.. and the ones that will just give it a couple of licks.. but of course they want us going down on their shit.. which I think is ten times worse then sucking a dick.. least I'm not oozing crapy load of snotty shit in their mouth and giving them stubble burn lol.

DYNOMITE · 05-06-2009, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by your name here

I'm starting to see that.. and the ones that will just give it a couple of licks.. but of course they want us going down on their shit.. which I think is ten times worse then sucking a dick.. least I'm not oozing crapy load of snotty shit in their mouth and giving them stubble burn lol.

Please tell us more. You sound like a guy who really knows what he is talking about.

pif · 05-06-2009, 08:49 PM

"The mouth is dirtier than the asshole." Wise words from my grandfather..lol

THE PISTONS · 05-06-2009, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DYNOMITE

Please tell us more. You sound like a guy who really knows what he is talking about.

LOL. Years from now, anthropologists will find this thread and regard it as a better work than the kama sutra.

your name here · 05-06-2009, 09:54 PM

I admit I am not the player you are Dyno.. I don't have the fireman thing going for me... telling a chick you're a lab tech doesn't have the same pazzaz.

your name here · 05-06-2009, 09:54 PM

So how do you get your wife to suck your dick Dyno?

your name here · 05-06-2009, 09:57 PM

Do you give her money or tell her to act like it's the next door neighbors

JMab · 05-06-2009, 10:53 PM

Charlie, stop working in labs and start writing romance novels. You'd make a killing.

hack · 05-07-2009, 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pif

"the mouth is dirtier than the asshole." wise words from my grandfather..lol

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pif · 05-07-2009, 05:23 AM

Ha! He always gave me great advice.

tin mad dog · 05-07-2009, 10:50 AM

Were you sitting on his lap when he told you this?

tin mad dog · 05-07-2009, 10:52 AM

Charlie. are you on any anti-depressants? I've heard that one of the side effects is lack of sex drive.

I still don't get how having that side effect can then not make you depressed.

It also sounds like Jordan is a dead fish.

hack · 05-07-2009, 12:21 PM

At least her name's Jordan, then.

Tsunami · 05-07-2009, 03:36 PM

So this is what goes on over in this Palace place...

pif · 05-07-2009, 06:33 PM

Gross, TMD!

Lou Stefanic · 05-07-2009, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tin mad dog

Charlie. are you on any anti-depressants? I've heard that one of the side effects is lack of sex drive.

I still don't get how having that side effect can then not make you depressed.

It also sounds like Jordan is a dead fish.

Or maybe YNH is a gay fish:

DYNOMITE · 05-07-2009, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by your name here

I admit I am not the player you are Dyno.. I don't have the fireman thing going for me... telling a chick you're a lab tech doesn't have the same pazzaz.

My wife and I were dating when I got on 17 years ago. I was never a player. The fireman thing does nothing for her now.

esther kim · 05-13-2009, 02:11 PM

YNH, why don't you just guide her or tell her what you like and viceversa? I mean, maybe she is afraid because she lacks experience and she isn't at that comfort level yet. Oral sex is really technical...and girls are always unsure if they are doing it right or not. And all guys are different. Also, having sex and making love are two different experiences and YES, there is a difference! Girls need romance. Use your words...I know you can talk sweet when you want to...then take her hands when you're both comfortable and lead her. You start off talking or describing what you would do to her and then have her tell you what she'd like to do to you...go slow. Just be sensual...not just...push her head down there. Every girl I know said that is the biggest turnoff. Yes, we know guys love it but you got to give us a good reason to do it. It's not that fun. LOL

Stefan S · 05-13-2009, 03:38 PM

What Esther said.

Also...

Quote:

Originally Posted by your name here

I'm starting to see that.. and the ones that will just give it a couple of licks.. but of course they want us going down on their shit.. which I think is ten times worse then sucking a dick.. least I'm not oozing crapy load of snotty shit in their mouth and giving them stubble burn lol.

I sense here some mysterious karmic interconnections. As they say, give and you will rceive.

Stefan S · 05-13-2009, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by esther kim

Also, having sex and making love are two different experiences and YES, there is a difference! Girls need romance.

I would pnly add to it that guys need romance, too.

Also, YNH, when you make love it's not boring.

The King · 05-13-2009, 04:41 PM

Oh geez, Esther just made TMD's day and then some!

tin mad dog · 05-13-2009, 04:48 PM

HA!

Well played, King, well played.

The King · 05-13-2009, 04:55 PM

Are you off your second computer yet?

Whisper · 05-13-2009, 06:21 PM

He's going to need a backup computer for when the first one gets all sticky.

tin mad dog · 05-13-2009, 10:16 PM

I did not Diddy myself after reading that.

THE PISTONS · 05-13-2009, 11:16 PM

Esther and YNH need to date a couple times to cure his problems it sounds like.

Esther you dirty dirty girl!

JMab · 05-14-2009, 12:13 AM

Esther's post was probably the most exciting thing I've ever read on this forum.

Sadly, I was returned back to my mundane existence a couple of seconds after reading it.

THE PISTONS · 05-14-2009, 12:20 PM

Esther also writes Romance Novels on the side.

THE PISTONS · 05-14-2009, 12:21 PM

TMD hasn't been able to sleep for 72 straight hours.

hack · 05-14-2009, 03:59 PM

Let's all settle down about this, gents. We live in exciting times it's true, but let's not do anything to discourage any further advice dispatched from esther to YNH.

El Axe · 05-14-2009, 05:10 PM

Hear Hear!

your name here · 05-15-2009, 02:16 AM

Single again.. WOOOWHOOOO!!! Free at last... thank god free at last.

your name here · 05-15-2009, 02:19 AM

Eh thanks for the post Est.. Love getting your opinion... Right now I'm not even interested in just sex... I'd love to have something more.. never made love.... think that would be a cool think to have.. or at least it sounds cool.

THE PISTONS · 05-17-2009, 10:50 PM

You broke up with that girl? Wow. That happened quick.

Dave Bing · 05-18-2009, 09:18 AM

Gee, and I thought that she was the one.

04-29-2009, 02:48 PM	#1
tin mad dog Starter Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Long Island City, NY Posts: 9,844 : 0 For This Post 1 Total	Love On The Rocks- L'Amour, Heartbreak, Eiffel Towers and Spit. Pull up a chair and tell us your troubles. __________________ 2011- Oh Bismack, where art thou?

05-07-2009, 10:50 AM	#26
tin mad dog Starter Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Long Island City, NY Posts: 9,844 : 0 For This Post 1 Total	Were you sitting on his lap when he told you this? __________________ 2011- Oh Bismack, where art thou?

05-07-2009, 10:52 AM	#27
tin mad dog Starter Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Long Island City, NY Posts: 9,844 : 0 For This Post 1 Total	Charlie. are you on any anti-depressants? I've heard that one of the side effects is lack of sex drive. I still don't get how having that side effect can then not make you depressed. It also sounds like Jordan is a dead fish. __________________ 2011- Oh Bismack, where art thou?

05-13-2009, 04:48 PM	#37
tin mad dog Starter Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Long Island City, NY Posts: 9,844 : 0 For This Post 1 Total	HA! Well played, King, well played. __________________ 2011- Oh Bismack, where art thou?

05-13-2009, 10:16 PM	#40
tin mad dog Starter Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Long Island City, NY Posts: 9,844 : 0 For This Post 1 Total	I did not Diddy myself after reading that. __________________ 2011- Oh Bismack, where art thou?

05-03-2009, 08:22 PM	#2
JMab Water Boy Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 776 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	So, the last post in the old forum was YNH talking about his 0-2 performance with Jordan due to lack of wood. Can we get an update please?

05-04-2009, 12:13 PM	#3
ThaMaestro Bench Player Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Flinttown Representin' Posts: 1,394 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Just when I got that out of my head... Thanks Mab!

05-04-2009, 03:38 PM	#4
The King Sixth Man Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,900 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	What? I missed that post? 0-2 because lack of wood? That sucks, dude. Maybe you need to try a sacrifice bunt.

05-04-2009, 04:11 PM	#5
Dave Bing Sixth Man Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 4,790 : 0 For This Post 1 Total	Yeah, you can't keep stranding men on third. Fly ball to the outfield, grounder to the right side, something!

05-04-2009, 05:12 PM	#6
Lou Stefanic Sixth Man Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,578 : 0 For This Post 1 Total	Perhaps the problem is that she has too few tatoos and piercings?

05-06-2009, 03:46 AM	#7
your name here Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 41 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Na I think the problem is I just can't get into it.. sex is boring.. honestly I'll get 30 seconds into it and start thinking about the fact I have to do laundry tomorrow. Is just boring it's in out in out change spots.. in out in out... And if they ramble off stupid shit.. man that kills it... Jordan will be like "You like it" "Does it feel good" I'll be like... Ah yea I like it... Yea ohhh this feels good.. It's just a boring mundane activity... it's 30 mins of boredom trying to get 10 seconds of pleasure.

05-06-2009, 03:48 AM	#8
your name here Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 41 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	It's a lot quicker and enjoyable to go in the bathroom with a mag and hand lotion.

05-06-2009, 07:11 AM	#9
JMab Water Boy Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 776 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	You old romantic

05-06-2009, 07:32 AM	#10
hack Starter Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 11,082 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	She's boring or they all are?

05-06-2009, 08:07 AM	#11
Medz Sixth Man Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 3,211 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Maybe a career in NBA officiating is what you're looking for.

05-06-2009, 01:52 PM	#12
DYNOMITE Sixth Man Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,806 : 0 For This Post 1 Total	If you don't want sex you might as well just get married.

05-06-2009, 04:37 PM	#13
The King Sixth Man Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,900 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Just be careful of the self tan lotion...

05-06-2009, 06:17 PM	#14
your name here Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 41 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	lol No I'm not reffing material... Honestly I just don't have a libido... I'd rather play call of duty. She is boring though... she won't use her mouth and no foreplay.... It's like she thinks guys just walk around with boners... you got to work the shit... even that is boring though so... IDK.. I'm more like Marv Albert though... if someone could let me go Marv Albert on them and bite the shit out of them.. then I'd have fun.

05-06-2009, 06:26 PM	#15
The King Sixth Man Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,900 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	I'm amazed at the amount of girls who won't give a BJ. Major, major turnoff. It's a lot more common than you think.

05-06-2009, 06:36 PM	#16
your name here Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 41 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	I'm starting to see that.. and the ones that will just give it a couple of licks.. but of course they want us going down on their shit.. which I think is ten times worse then sucking a dick.. least I'm not oozing crapy load of snotty shit in their mouth and giving them stubble burn lol.

05-06-2009, 08:49 PM	#18
pif Water Boy Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 138 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	"The mouth is dirtier than the asshole." Wise words from my grandfather..lol

05-06-2009, 09:54 PM	#20
your name here Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 41 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	I admit I am not the player you are Dyno.. I don't have the fireman thing going for me... telling a chick you're a lab tech doesn't have the same pazzaz.

05-06-2009, 09:57 PM	#22
your name here Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 41 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Do you give her money or tell her to act like it's the next door neighbors

05-06-2009, 10:53 PM	#23
JMab Water Boy Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 776 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Charlie, stop working in labs and start writing romance novels. You'd make a killing.

05-07-2009, 05:23 AM	#25
pif Water Boy Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 138 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Ha! He always gave me great advice.

05-07-2009, 12:21 PM	#28
hack Starter Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 11,082 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	At least her name's Jordan, then.

05-07-2009, 03:36 PM	#29
Tsunami Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 35 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	So this is what goes on over in this Palace place...

05-07-2009, 06:33 PM	#30
pif Water Boy Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 138 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Gross, TMD!

05-13-2009, 02:11 PM	#33
esther kim Water Boy Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 435 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	YNH, why don't you just guide her or tell her what you like and viceversa? I mean, maybe she is afraid because she lacks experience and she isn't at that comfort level yet. Oral sex is really technical...and girls are always unsure if they are doing it right or not. And all guys are different. Also, having sex and making love are two different experiences and YES, there is a difference! Girls need romance. Use your words...I know you can talk sweet when you want to...then take her hands when you're both comfortable and lead her. You start off talking or describing what you would do to her and then have her tell you what she'd like to do to you...go slow. Just be sensual...not just...push her head down there. Every girl I know said that is the biggest turnoff. Yes, we know guys love it but you got to give us a good reason to do it. It's not that fun. LOL

05-13-2009, 04:41 PM	#36
The King Sixth Man Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,900 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Oh geez, Esther just made TMD's day and then some!

05-13-2009, 04:55 PM	#38
The King Sixth Man Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,900 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Are you off your second computer yet?

05-13-2009, 06:21 PM	#39
Whisper Water Boy Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 753 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	He's going to need a backup computer for when the first one gets all sticky.

05-13-2009, 11:16 PM	#41
THE PISTONS Bench Player Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,185 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Esther and YNH need to date a couple times to cure his problems it sounds like. Esther you dirty dirty girl!

05-14-2009, 12:13 AM	#42
JMab Water Boy Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 776 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Esther's post was probably the most exciting thing I've ever read on this forum. Sadly, I was returned back to my mundane existence a couple of seconds after reading it.

05-14-2009, 12:20 PM	#43
THE PISTONS Bench Player Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,185 : 0 For This Post 0 Total	Esther also writes Romance Novels on the side.